Thursday, 11 September 2008

So we are all still here

So they flip on the Large Hadron Collider and we are all still here. We have not been sucked into a black hole. I am a little disappointed to be honest, when all the end of the world loonies were going on and on about it I got a little excited. I know that is sick to admit but hey I figured if I was going to have to go out I might as well go out with a big bang, pun intended. Think about it, we are all going to die, how cool would it be to be sucked into a black hole. Beats being hit by a bus, or cancer, or a heart attack. I am at peace with myself I can handle it. The only irritating bit is no one would know, we would all be sucked in, there would be no legacy of the human race. That might be a little disturbing. Think about it if we blow the whole world up with nukes at least one day if some intelligent life happened to come across earth there might be a chance of a legacy. We suck ourselves into a black hole and we cease to exist.

Okay moving on to less hefty subjects of thought my laundry schedule is all screwed up since I was out of town at the weekend. This morning when I went to get dressed the only knickers I could find were of the wedgie inducing kind. Darn Darn Darn. So yup you guessed it I have a permanent wedge today. That will teach me to go out of town for the weekend.

I am going through one of those periods in my life where I have lost half my brain. I tend to get distracted easily and forget important things. This had lead to list making and setting reminders on my mobile phone. So now I am always running around with multiple lists and my phone consistently beeping. Sometimes my phone beeps to remind me that my phone is going to beep. When I go through these phases I also tend to loose things, last time this happened I lost my hairbrush for three days, I ended up finding it at the bottom of the stairs by the front door, this was pre kitty so I can't even blame the cat. I tend to reorganize everything in the hopes or not loosing my mind and then forget how everything has been reorganized so I can't find anything. In extreme fear of doing something catastrophic I have a before I leave the house checklist that includes making sure I have unplugged my straight iron and not left the bath tub running. Hopefully this will soon pass.

1 comment:

Michael5000 said...

I think they've just been putting the LHC through its initial paces, so don't give up yet! Once the major experiments start you still may get to surf those black holes!