Yup I forgot the gratuitous chocolate shot. In the carrier bag is two huge boxes of Cadbury minis that I dumped in a bag to save room. The only problem I am going to have in customs is they are going to think I am a chocolate smuggler.
"Excuse me ma'am do you have a licence to be carrying this much chocolate"
"You don't understand officer my family threatened to not pick me up from the airport unless I brought them all of this"
"Ma'am we are going to have to confiscate all this chocolate but you can keep those flapjacks because on weird ex geography teachers who live in Oregon actually like those"